2010-01-30: Tweet Beat

  • Toilet paper sucks. I want a bidet. #
  • For those of you who haven't already read it, A Mediation On Insomnia. http://bit.ly/9FYxx1 #
  • Watching a rat trying to get food trapped in the middle of a toy? Fascinating! #
  • OpenOffice Writer can only apply Autocorrect formatting to the default type formatting. Don't know why. #
  • http://bit.ly/99wYWm – Impressions of Chile by Ben Casnocha. I want to go there, btw. #
  • Downloading "A Bit of Fry and Laurie", sight-unseen. Love those guys. #

2010-01-29: Tweet Beat

  • http://bit.ly/9Z9EnL – Australian censor board demands large-breasted porn-stars #
  • It's so cold today, even the cars are huddling for warmth. #
  • Last night Laura was studying. She asked, "Dan, what's an EEG?" I said, "Laura, it's an electroencephalogram." How the heck did I know that? #
  • http://9elements.com/io/projects/html5/canvas/ – Awesome HTML5 Canvas experiment. #
  • So… I'm still at work. Isn't that grand? #
  • Netroots movement: Like grassroots movements, but without the bothersome "changing stuff" crap. #definitions #

2010-01-28: Tweet Beat

  • I've decided to hijack trending topics with pithy yes/no//left/right questions designed to slake my desperate need for attention. #
  • I'm writing a short story right now. I've decided to ignore my better angels and write an old-fashioned love story. #
  • http://bit.ly/c7p6M5 – After Three Months, Only 35 Subscriptions for Newsday #
  • http://bit.ly/cmUUUj – JD Salinger's dead. Awk. #
  • So, I broke my pants. That can't be good. #
  • I find it very uncomfortable to work with malfunctioning pants. #

2010-01-26: Tweet Beat

  • Screw you, Puritans. Some work *is* demeaning. #
  • I've worn the "t" and "e" off my keyboard. Probably because it's a Logitech keyboard and they suck. #
  • Uninstalling the Blackberry software takes almost as long as compiling OpenOffice from source. #idiots #
  • Dear Microsoft, WTF is Calculator Plus? Please tell me it's a cruel joke. Signed, My Eyes #
  • I so desperately want a tool like apt-get for Windows. If only. #
  • http://twitpic.com/zvph1 – You crazy Mac people make me sick: #
  • http://bit.ly/1C7cjL – Fantastic free music by The Black Atlantic. Full album for download. Folk-ish. #

2010-01-25: Tweet Beat

  • Back to work. All is well with the world. #
  • Having an extra deadbolt installed in 10 min or so. #
  • Locksmith didn't show up. Strange. #
  • I just found out we're doing tooling for Lee Valley. That should make the Malloy family happy. Making the world a better place! #

2010-01-22: Tweet Beat

  • Dear Lights, Your Song "Ice" sounds like vintage Avalon. Please stop that. Much Love, Everyone #
  • Time to gtfo everyone! RT @gfmorris GEOFCON FOUR. #
  • I want to write a thriller with the villain passing coded messages to henchmen with his Segway movements via GPS. Cool? #
  • I have a strange headache centering around one of my temples. Unpleasant. #
  • I'm with Peter Leithart. http://bit.ly/90h1T3 #
  • I love being nice to the weird guy who says uncomfortable things. Just a nod and a smile. Keeping it real. Yo. #

2010-01-21: Tweet Beat

  • Prepared as / sky blue blue sky / to define myself / as myself by myself / prism doors wide open / spaces separate / the worlds. #poems #
  • “But it is not this way among you, but whoever wishes to become great among you shall be your servant." #

2010-01-20: Tweet Beat

  • Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that could be. #
  • So true, Dilbert: http://bit.ly/8VRvVd #
  • I desperately need you (to help me spell desperately). #
  • The mood at work is pretty black these days. My boss has made a series of increasingly bad decisions, just after we got out of the hole. #
  • I nominate @COLOURlovers for a Shorty Award in #apps because Themeleon rocks! It colored my twitter profile… Love it? http://ow.ly/VJ53 #

2010-01-19: Tweet Beat

  • "Hell, let's say it's two chainkatanas… attached by a chain to make chainkatanachucks." #quotes #
  • I don't know why, but I've always wanted to punch Ben McKenzie in the face. #
  • Film tech no longer surprises or delights me. You can generate an entire world? Meh. Call me when you can do it procedurally in a game. #