2010-02-10: Tweet Beat

  • What exactly is it about Google Wave that people find so hard to understand? #
  • So Laura, my graceful and beautiful but technologically ignorant wife, gets Buzz in her gmail this morning, and I don't. WAY TO GO GOOGLE. #
  • Btw, who designed the Google Buzz UI? Monkeys? Hitler? #
  • http://twitpic.com/12e3l8 – Here she is! (Her name is Turtle.) #
  • So yeah, we bought a dog. #
  • And I have Google Buzz. Good day! #
  • Ah, Google Buzz works very nicely with Gmail inboxes. And IMAP. That's a bonus. #
  • Google Buzz has something Facebook needs badly, which is the ability to post items to certain private, discrete groups of people. #
  • And for those of you who would like to get rid of Google Buzz, there's a "turn off buzz" link on the bottom of the page. #
  • If you post a Private item with Google Buzz, the next time you go to post an item, your privacy selections are defaulted. #
  • Hmmm. Editing names in Google Buzz requires using the Gmail "contacts" functionality. #
  • Why doesn't Google Buzz display images on shared items from Reader? That's kind of important a lot of times. #
  • Google Buzz needs something to denote what I have and haven't read. Something like Google Reader for instance. #

2010-02-09: Tweet Beat

  • I didn't need all that skin on the palm of my hand anyways. #
  • "There's no such thing as karma. Also, I hate you." #quotes #
  • Just got purchase order that was a palindrome. #
  • So far, voice recognition is pretty good for making Madlibs. But that's about it. #
  • I have no idea about the pricing on your carbide pipes. Moreover, I don't want to know. #
  • Working late, or lately working? #

2010-02-07: Tweet Beat

  • #NowReader – "Look to Windward" by Ian M. Banks. #
  • I look up and there it is. I haven't seen it for some time; its beauty astounds me. I can't recall tears beginning, but they do. #fiction #
  • You're more than a collection of heartbeats. You're more than you can remember. You're more than you know. #

2010-02-06: Tweet Beat

  • "I'm younger that the three of you put together!" #
  • "He got her some sort of hippie collar! I can hear her armpit hair growing from here." #
  • "I have the weirdest boner." #
  • Okay, so all the guys from Derrick Comedy have showed up on Community. #
  • "I'm not your bro, bro." #
  • http://twitpic.com/11pqz2 – Reading a church sign. ht @cjhubbs #fb #

2010-02-05: Tweet Beat

  • Dear #WhiteCollar, the Ford product placements are OBVIOUS and ANNOYING. #
  • No one who calls before 9:00 is someone I want to talk to. #
  • Hey, Mr Jerk, check your stock online before you call and rant at me. #
  • It's a Snow Patrol morning. You know things aren't going well when I listen to Snow Patrol. #
  • Fact: Todd Bertuzzi shouldn't be playing in the NHL. Or anywhere else. He should be picking up garbage on the side of the highway. #
  • First #coffee down. I think drinking coffee is a biological process for me. An external biological process, but still. #
  • PAY ATTENTION TO ME. #
  • Okay, so I just remember a customer for someone based on them telling me that "they had the same name as Sesame Street Character". #
  • I have a dream–a dream of a day there's a plane flying over the land, airdropping butter chicken wherever it's needed. #
  • For those of you redesigning a website, how hard could it be to redirect the old links? Come on. #
  • Dear DHL, Thank you for shipping to India via Ohio. Because that just makes sense. Ohio's much closer. Regards, Dan #
  • #itkillsme wen dem k1dz juz mayk up teh slangz as dey gows alung. it lolcat speek dat wut it iz. #
  • Apple's App Store is the new Evil(tm). They've out MS-ed MS, and out IBM-ed IBM. Way to go! #
  • It's hard to listen to this much bullshit. #

2010-02-04: Tweet Beat

  • Fried yam = good. #
  • I'm so sick of vampires and zombies. Everyone else will be sick of them next year. #
  • Everything's possible. Some things are just extremely improbable. #
  • Guy who looks and talks like Vin Diesel just walked in here. He's dressed like a Mafia hitman too. This can't be good. #
  • I just said "use the ps as a wo" and it made sense. #
  • I would like a gas mask. #
  • http://bit.ly/9F763U – Vans and the places they were. Vantastic images. #
  • Hello New Delhi / I have a Samosa / it is hot and spicy / I sing about / the garbage and feces smell / rolling in the evening breeze… #
  • Hello Toronto / where are the white people / well, not that I mind / I will escape / to Florida's everglades / and construct a summer home. #
  • #iftheresonethingiabsolutelycannotstandaboutexpressingmyselffullyontwitteritisthefrustratinglydraconiananddogmaticonehundredandfortychararac #

2010-02-03: Tweet Beat

  • WTF, what's the island doing underwater? #
  • That sound you hear is the Losties frantically updating their wikis, #
  • The companies we deal with in India run everything by the seat of their pants. No purchase orders, rapidly changing requirements, etc. #
  • http://bit.ly/cxpzQm – I don't know why, but today's C&H made me chuckle. #
  • http://bit.ly/dw9zTZ – Abandoned shopping malls seem like a great place to chill out. #
  • I don't observe Lent. Sorry. Also, shut up. #
  • Installing Steam to get a free game. I'm a sucker, it turns out. #
  • Netbooks are stupid. They're overpriced, underpowered laptops that are too small to use. #
  • Get out of my head, Roland! I don't want to remember your practice songs in my spare time. #
  • Yeah, so labelling those two regrind? Totally worth it. #
  • Looking forward to the Glock 9mm & the Benelli M4. #UrbanTerror has needed a few new weapons. #

2010-02-02: Tweet Beat

  • lamebook.com is awesome. #
  • Green tea is almost always an experience in subtle but substantial pleasure. #
  • I've taken the leap of downloading television in 720p. Files are thrice as large, but it's worth it. #
  • LOST tonight. #
  • http://bit.ly/9YqWoH – Want a template for an incendiary blog post? Here's a really good, really involved template. Read the comments. #
  • http://bit.ly/cckGIA – This explains all the urban youth using hashtags. And not because hashtags sound delicious. #
  • http://bit.ly/9LT3Yz – Not sure how true this is, but it sure is fun to speculate about scriptural euphemism. #
  • http://bit.ly/ctBPdg – Crappy video of Lost's first hour. Looks like my TV reception, honestly. #
  • Stop complaining. #
  • Hugh Laurie's song "Mystery" is freaking HI-laurious. #