Tweets – 2012-09-24

  • If I had to take a guess at where people go on the web to listen to music… YouTube must be right up there. #
  • I'm really digging new jazz right now. #
  • Slippers and sweaters. There's no better weather. #

Tweets – 2012-09-23

  • Can we get Seth MacFarlane to join the cast of SNL, and then stop making the rest of that crap? That would be ideal. #
  • @gfmorris I have an Android phone from 2 years ago in Canada, 3 in the states! So Take That! #

Tweets – 2012-09-22

  • IFTTT shut down their Twitter Triggers this morning. I think I speak for every IFTTT user when I say FUCK TWITTER. #
  • @BeautifulMess81 Yeah, they'll say whatever to get elected. I am so thoroughly disillusioned with politics. #
  • "Webster's Dictionary defines starting a speech badly as…" #
  • Heh, one of the Chevy reps is trying to sell a Volt using Comic Sans. SIR ARE YOU AN IDIOT. #
  • @heymarlo Hey now, I like the taste. #
  • @keithjgrant @cjhubbs @peter_vk They don't have an Android app yet. But I find more relevant content via Prismatic vs Flipboard. #
  • The price of tungsten carbide has almost tripled in the last 6 years. That's insane. #
  • @cjhubbs Have a good trip, man! #
  • @jianghomeshi Because the world truly needs bigger assholes. #
  • I'm not sure if True Believers are better or worse than Cynical Pragmatists when elected to public office. #
  • @geofreyflores The TOS changed with the API anyways. #
  • How about instead of organizing all the stuff into shelves and boxes you just throw it away? Problem solved… FOREVER. #
  • @geofreyflores Oh I see, it was since before the latest API change. I wonder when that "cloud service" blurb was added? #
  • http://t.co/9sfgzMkh – This is gold. #

Tweets – 2012-09-21

  • Good morning. I am up late… but it's not my fault, I swear. #
  • I want to live in Scandinavia. #
  • So this Premiere Pro is pretty cool. I'm sure I've just scratched the surface, of course. #
  • Minecraft's latest weekly update added a new neutral mob… been a long time since that happened! Now to find out what that mob is… #
  • It's amazing that Minecraft is almost an entirely different game from when I played it in Alpha. Same DNA but different personality. #
  • Of course it's going to rain on Saturday. That's perfect. The weekend is for rain. #
  • @cjhubbs @peter_vk @keithjgrant You all joined Prismatic? #
  • http://t.co/sGTnk90w – An emulated 16-bit CPU inside of a game? Yeah, that's nerdy. #

Tweets – 2012-09-20

  • Every time I hear someone say, "Your church should be like this!" I want to ask them to shut up. How about we have diversity of churches? #
  • @AMHHolland If you don't smell like a bombed-out Armani Exchange, you're doing it wrong! #
  • @AMHHolland In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word? #
  • When your ministry revolves around one guy and a cult of personality… you have a problem. #
  • @gfmorris @andrewosenga I need to listen to it again. Been a while. I do remember quite liking it. #
  • @AMHHolland That's sickening. #
  • @AMHHolland Is there a stronger word than sickening? #
  • @gfmorris Holy shit, how large is that image? #
  • @gfmorris I got sick of scrolling really fast on that tiny little window. Ooooh it's a metaphor. I get it now. #
  • @AMHHolland How could anyone ever get sick of the word repugnant? #
  • @gfmorris How do you even make an image that large? #
  • @jasonwindsor @gfmorris Where's that info from? #
  • I just read John Gruber rhapsodising about the iPhone's mfg and assembly being measured in microns. IDIOT. Everything is at that scale. #
  • As I get older time seems shorter. Yet things that take more time seem harder. How is this possible? #
  • If I type "anal" into the Firefox awesomebar, it suggests Google Analytics as the first link. I think that's probably a good sign. #
  • My mom and I were just talking about the collection of oddballs and weirdos I grew up with. If I ever write a memoir… #
  • @smmrmn Were you planning on flying into space by any chance? #
  • So I guess cellulose nanocrystals are the new carbon fibre nanotubes. #
  • @gfmorris I saw the chamfering video… we actually make a tool for a component very much like that at Canon. #
  • @gfmorris Hells yeah. #
  • I've started re-reading Harry Potter from the beginning. Interesting knowing what's in store for the kid. So carefree at the beginning. #
  • I hate looking up reviews for electronics. I literally never know if I'll love or hate a device until I've used it for a year. #
  • @ddeboer Hot damn, that's an idea for a review site. "I used this device for a month." Can I has free electronics? #
  • Can you imagine a world where paper's default size is like 5 x 6.5 instead of 8.5 x 11? That would be something else. #
  • @gfmorris I was expecting the 5 to tick, instead it tocked. Very odd. Feels like Siri should have been held back for this release. #
  • @gfmorris My brother has a 4. It's nice. I'd like a phone like that. I'm hooked into Android pretty hard though, so I'll get a Samsung 😉 #
  • @gfmorris I'm actually looking up camcorders right now. We're doing some videography for DBT and I want something dedicated. #
  • @gfmorris A6 instead of A4 then. Default is 8.5 x 11 in Canada despite us being on the metric system. It's just such a damn huge sheet, A4. #
  • @gfmorris I didn't think it was half-baked as much as the 5 needed more features to be a point release. I guess it's a mature product line. #

Tweets – 2012-09-18

  • Why would you put a Excel sheet into a Powerpoint file? What the hell, man? #
  • I'm kind of sick of knee-jerk Muslim apologists. May be some legit grievances, but their culture of violence and retribution is just WRONG. #
  • @AMHHolland I wish that worked with my child. #
  • @AMHHolland Manipulative! #
  • @AMHHolland I grew up in a family of 11 🙂 I know ALL the trick! #
  • @AMHHolland I imagine so. #
  • @SideSteamRoller Come on, you're basically white. #

Tweets – 2012-09-16

  • Had a dream tonight that I was sharing a hotel room with the Parks & Rec cast, and that they all laughed at a joke I made. BEST DREAM EVER. #
  • @cvklippe Well probably getting Jesus to laugh at something I said. That would be pretty awesomer. #
  • @gfmorris It's simple. We kill the Bettman. #

Tweets – 2012-09-15

  • @BeautifulMess81 I read that the other day and thought it was fantastic. But FYI, I can't see your link in this tweet. #
  • @smmrmn One of my dogs does this too. Anytime she gets yelled at or whatever she just kind of slinks close. #
  • @sillytothejoe I do! I do! #
  • I love how everyone is so butthurt over the potential of no hockey… "Oh no now we can't watch the Leafs suck all season". Yawn. #
  • I think I understand Hungry-Man's branding. You know when you're so hungry you would literally eat anything? Hungry-Man is that anything. #
  • @peter_vk So I take it you're going be riding in there horizontally. #
  • @DanielleDay783 Oh my, that's a cute dog. #
  • My Minecraft server is turning out to be pretty awesome! So far it's just me and Spencer… so if any of you want to join… #
  • What is with Quebec and naming everything after saints? You're Catholics, we get it already! #
  • @cjhubbs Stop making me hungry! #
  • @gfmorris Of awesome? #
  • @gfmorris Why you gotta be so mean, man. #
  • @gfmorris Cool beans. #